I went to the best concert on Saturday! We got a babysitter (thanks Mom), went out to dinner, even had desert and went to the concert and it KICKED ASS!!! The opening acts were even good. It's been sooooooooooo very long since we've been out alone together and it was really nice.
So, back to the concert. Great Big Sea is one of my all time favourite bands. They're right up there with U2, John Mayer and James Taylor for me. They're from Newfoundland and they sing a lot of really old sea shanty's, traditional and traditional style music as well as some really sweet, simple and honest ballads. Ive been to 5 of their concerts now, and they never fail to get the crowd on their feet. Here's their website http://www.greatbigsea.ca .
They played one that I'd never heard before, and it's quickly becoming a favourite. Here are the lyrics:
He was born a sailors son
Nothing came easy or free
He suffered the squalls all the rises and falls
And everything else in between
But he says storms always fade after they've had their way
They're never as bad as they seem
As long as the rivers still run to the seas
Hey Lucky You Lucky Me
Who'd ever thought for a moment
She'd have to grow up so fast
School beauty queen with a child at sixteen
Swore that her fortunes had passed
But blessings can hide in the strangest disguise
I know that she would agree
As long as the rivers still run to the seas
Hey Lucky You Lucky Me
Hey look at me in the spotlight
Ripped jeans and rock and roll hair
Feeling so cool but I’d be such a Fool
Singing to no one out there
So Hey take a bow every band needs a crowd
And I've got a song we can sing
As long as the rivers still run to the seas
Hey Lucky You Lucky Me
Anyhow, I'll all about songs that just make you feel good, just as much as I'm about songs that make you think. It's all good :)
On another interesting note, have you noticed how much easier and faster it is to eat at a resturant w/o children? It's pretty amazing! And not once did we discuss Pooh bear, choo choo trains, or poopy diapers. Astounding :)
Monday, November 29, 2004
Friday, November 26, 2004
Funny stuff
For those with no children, this is totally hysterical.
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children at this age, this is not funny.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is a form of birth
control!
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas: "Things
I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):"
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 3 bedroom house 4
inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on a nylon duster and then run over it with
roller skates / blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a
Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a large room.
5. You should not throw balls up when the ceiling fan is on, using the
ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before
you get a hit. A ceiling fan can then hit a ball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a ball hit by
a
ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already
too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain bits of Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jelly.
15. VCR's do not eject toasted sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving and very
expensive to remove.
18. You probably do not want to know what that smell really is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not
like ovens.
20. The average response time for the fire brigade is about 20
minutes.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is a wonderful and amazing thing.
> 25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake
fluid.
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children at this age, this is not funny.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is a form of birth
control!
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas: "Things
I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):"
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 3 bedroom house 4
inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on a nylon duster and then run over it with
roller skates / blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a
Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a large room.
5. You should not throw balls up when the ceiling fan is on, using the
ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before
you get a hit. A ceiling fan can then hit a ball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a ball hit by
a
ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already
too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain bits of Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jelly.
15. VCR's do not eject toasted sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving and very
expensive to remove.
18. You probably do not want to know what that smell really is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not
like ovens.
20. The average response time for the fire brigade is about 20
minutes.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is a wonderful and amazing thing.
> 25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake
fluid.
I am a geek (bubble wrap and pipettor related)
Today has been rather boring. The most exciting thing that has happened is that I was given a new pen. It's in the shape of an ependorf micropipettor. Terribly exciting! I have wanted one for ages. Yes, I am a geek.
Or maybe I should say that I like the simple things in life? For example, I know it's going to be a good day if I buy something or something comes in the mail that's been done up in BUBBLE WRAP. I garner inordinate pleasure from meticulously popping each and every last bubble. Big or small, it matters naught. I also really love it if I find a bubble of dead skin on my foot, cuz then I get to peel it off. I know, I know, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww! But this is fun stuff for me.
So, simple tastes, or weird geek? You decide. Be nice. Should I include a door number three?? :)
Or maybe I should say that I like the simple things in life? For example, I know it's going to be a good day if I buy something or something comes in the mail that's been done up in BUBBLE WRAP. I garner inordinate pleasure from meticulously popping each and every last bubble. Big or small, it matters naught. I also really love it if I find a bubble of dead skin on my foot, cuz then I get to peel it off. I know, I know, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww! But this is fun stuff for me.
So, simple tastes, or weird geek? You decide. Be nice. Should I include a door number three?? :)
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Towing the line...
Do you ever have those moments where you can actually *see* the line that you're not supposed to cross over with your kids? I had one of those two days ago. I was lying on the sofa with my head resting on my husbands lap while our dear son, Jacob, was being a wild lunatic, crawling all over us and trying to stand up on my chest. I was diligently trying to disuade him from this behaviour, as my motherly instincts were telling me this could only end in tears....but I was thinking my son's tears.
So, the dear boy loses his balance and his big ole head (the one it took 45 minutes to push OUT of me) crashes full speed into my nose. There was an audible and loud CRACK. I was stunned. I saw stars. I was instantly overcome by INTENSE pain. I was also instantly in tears (this doesn't happen often) and when I looked up, the child who I love more than life itself, was grinning down at me. I lost it. I literally wanted to scream at him and toss him off me. But there was that line. I saw it. I took a step back. Instead, I picked him up, handed him forcefully to my husband and ran off to the bathroom bleeding and in tears.
So, Jacob, at this point, had lost his smile and took off after me. I couldn't let him into the bathroom. I just couldn't. I needed to regroup.
So, after about 3 or 4 minutes, I felt like I'd gotten ahold of myself and came out. He was waiting for me. I gave him a hug and told him that I loved him and he'd hurt Mama and that he needed to be more careful.
That was that.
So, someone tells me that this parenting thing gets EASIER instead of HARDER! Please?! Anyone? If you have to lie to me, that's ok! *sigh*
So, the dear boy loses his balance and his big ole head (the one it took 45 minutes to push OUT of me) crashes full speed into my nose. There was an audible and loud CRACK. I was stunned. I saw stars. I was instantly overcome by INTENSE pain. I was also instantly in tears (this doesn't happen often) and when I looked up, the child who I love more than life itself, was grinning down at me. I lost it. I literally wanted to scream at him and toss him off me. But there was that line. I saw it. I took a step back. Instead, I picked him up, handed him forcefully to my husband and ran off to the bathroom bleeding and in tears.
So, Jacob, at this point, had lost his smile and took off after me. I couldn't let him into the bathroom. I just couldn't. I needed to regroup.
So, after about 3 or 4 minutes, I felt like I'd gotten ahold of myself and came out. He was waiting for me. I gave him a hug and told him that I loved him and he'd hurt Mama and that he needed to be more careful.
That was that.
So, someone tells me that this parenting thing gets EASIER instead of HARDER! Please?! Anyone? If you have to lie to me, that's ok! *sigh*
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
The Milk of Human kindness
So, it's been a wild and wacky couple of days. We had a huge snowstorm (40-50 cm in some places) and lost power for 2.5 days. Not long at all, really, and we were very lucky to have woods stoves to keep warm and to cook on.
This type of thing seems to bring out the best and the WORST in people! Our neighbours were fantastic! Providing us will water fromt their dug well to flush our toilet and wash our dishes. WE, in turn, provided them with camp fuel and hot bannock. Our other neighbours and their two small children came to stay with us as they had only electric heat. The kids had a BLAST together! :) No TV and no tape player meant that they had to get back to basic's to amuse themselves. Much fun was had clearing out my pot cupboards, rearranging the fridge magnets and making artwork ON my coffee table (thankfully w/ washable crayons). There was much snow to cavort around in whilst Dennis shoveled, so, all was right in babyland :). Stores that are normally closed on Sunday opened up and were taking cash for provisions. If you didnt' have cash, most just asked that you make a list of what you'd taken and come back later to pay. Seriously! They didn't ask for names or addresses, just that you come back on your honour.
On the flip side, an angry woman who was w/o power, saw fit to barg in on a legislative meeting that was being televised (in a search for the Premier) to vent her spleen. WHINER! Yeah, it sucked, and yeah, it probably shouldn't have happened, but suck it up and do what needs doing! When everything is taken care of and everyone has power and is warm and fed and in their own homes again, then you can find the proper scapegoats and chew them out. Now is the time to band together and spend your time regrouping. Those poor linesmen out there in subzero temperatures, in the middle of nowhere, around the clock have my complete respect and gratitude! I wouldn't wanna be up a pole in the pitch black playing with millions of volts of electricity! My hat's off to them!
I, on the other hand, spent most of my waking hours in the kitchen! Cooking, washing dishes, melting snow to aid in our water supply. There's lots more work to do when one has no power! It's was actually kinda nice tho. I enjoyed cooking over my wood stove. Everything had to be made from scratch, of course, and took much longer to prepare and cook, but I didn't have to go into work and I didn't get bored. I kinda felt a little like 'Ma Ingles' except that there were no cows to milk or chickens to feed.
Ya, it was fun, but I'm very happy to be back in the land of internet access and hot showers.
This type of thing seems to bring out the best and the WORST in people! Our neighbours were fantastic! Providing us will water fromt their dug well to flush our toilet and wash our dishes. WE, in turn, provided them with camp fuel and hot bannock. Our other neighbours and their two small children came to stay with us as they had only electric heat. The kids had a BLAST together! :) No TV and no tape player meant that they had to get back to basic's to amuse themselves. Much fun was had clearing out my pot cupboards, rearranging the fridge magnets and making artwork ON my coffee table (thankfully w/ washable crayons). There was much snow to cavort around in whilst Dennis shoveled, so, all was right in babyland :). Stores that are normally closed on Sunday opened up and were taking cash for provisions. If you didnt' have cash, most just asked that you make a list of what you'd taken and come back later to pay. Seriously! They didn't ask for names or addresses, just that you come back on your honour.
On the flip side, an angry woman who was w/o power, saw fit to barg in on a legislative meeting that was being televised (in a search for the Premier) to vent her spleen. WHINER! Yeah, it sucked, and yeah, it probably shouldn't have happened, but suck it up and do what needs doing! When everything is taken care of and everyone has power and is warm and fed and in their own homes again, then you can find the proper scapegoats and chew them out. Now is the time to band together and spend your time regrouping. Those poor linesmen out there in subzero temperatures, in the middle of nowhere, around the clock have my complete respect and gratitude! I wouldn't wanna be up a pole in the pitch black playing with millions of volts of electricity! My hat's off to them!
I, on the other hand, spent most of my waking hours in the kitchen! Cooking, washing dishes, melting snow to aid in our water supply. There's lots more work to do when one has no power! It's was actually kinda nice tho. I enjoyed cooking over my wood stove. Everything had to be made from scratch, of course, and took much longer to prepare and cook, but I didn't have to go into work and I didn't get bored. I kinda felt a little like 'Ma Ingles' except that there were no cows to milk or chickens to feed.
Ya, it was fun, but I'm very happy to be back in the land of internet access and hot showers.
Friday, November 12, 2004
Snow, cold, ugh.
Winter is on it's way. It snowed here two days ago. Argh. Not enough to have to shovel it, mind you, but actual bonafide SNOW.
It's getting colder and colder in my little closet of an office. I keep hearing rumours of a space heater, but as yet, It has not materialized. I have visions of myself wearing a scarf, touque and mittens in days to come. I mean C'MON! It's only November! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa splat.
So, in other news, my darling son discovered how to crawl out of his crib last night. He subsequently discovered that gravity does indeed work. I found him crying on his back. Poor man. So, it looks as if the 'big boy bed' is in our near future. My baby is growing up. It sucks...and it's great! But it sucks.
So, as my fingers are not responding properly (due to the cold) I'll sign off and big you, 'Good DAY, eh?!'
:)
It's getting colder and colder in my little closet of an office. I keep hearing rumours of a space heater, but as yet, It has not materialized. I have visions of myself wearing a scarf, touque and mittens in days to come. I mean C'MON! It's only November! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa splat.
So, in other news, my darling son discovered how to crawl out of his crib last night. He subsequently discovered that gravity does indeed work. I found him crying on his back. Poor man. So, it looks as if the 'big boy bed' is in our near future. My baby is growing up. It sucks...and it's great! But it sucks.
So, as my fingers are not responding properly (due to the cold) I'll sign off and big you, 'Good DAY, eh?!'
:)
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Why is there no inbetween?
Seriously? Why do these students o' mine seem to be either SUPER DUPER smart and consientious w/ a super work ethic and a thrist for knowlege, or dumb as a post? I suppose 'dumb as a post' is rather innacurate and uncharitable. Perhaps 'LAZY and UNCONCERNED' would be better adjectives?
*SIGH*
If I spoke spanish, this is where you'd suddenly see a page or three of incoherent, SUPERFAST, spanish stuff with lots of 'DIOS'es and 'QUE's mixed in.
*SIGH*
If I spoke spanish, this is where you'd suddenly see a page or three of incoherent, SUPERFAST, spanish stuff with lots of 'DIOS'es and 'QUE's mixed in.
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